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vegetable based economy in crisis

Was woken this morning to the news that mangoes on Inverness Street market were three for a pound*, and now, after several hours of intense trading, the price has dropped to four for the same currency. Economic meltdown is inevitable, everyone. They’ll be giving them away for free by Tuesday, you mark my words.

* the real price, was of course “free fer a paund”, which is even worse news for the economists. And of course they’d have been mango’s, not mangoes.


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